"How’d you end up here?"

"Well, there was this guy
who whistled at me
and it startled me
so I accidentally punched him
in the throat
with a knife
24 times
and he died
and I panicked
and hid his body
piece by piece
in his neighbours’ mailboxes
then I took his car
and ran
and then I dumped it
and the rest of him
on the parking lot outside IKEA
and I might have also set fire to it
and him.”

24/1 2015